No, my kind of small breasts are more insidious than that. Instead, they incur the sort of slow-burn disappointment that lasts a lifetime. I know that Emma Watson would not approve. I know that I should love my body. And I do. But back to my ass. But having a great ass is just not the same as having great boobs. Big boobs are timeless. They never go out of style.

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Kendall doesn't even have to tell you how she feels about her breasts — her shirt says it all! I was 15 years old with [size] F [breasts]. It's like, How do you navigate that? She's happy with the results. I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven," Jennifer explained on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I was really young. I didn't have anything there to bind!
New Booty on the bottom. Though you appreciate all your bootylicious glory, you have occasionally wished there was some magic way to transfer just a little bit of that goodness to your ladies on top. Listen, we already get it.
It's a glorious time to be an ass man: Nicki Minaj exists, yoga pants are a thing, and women everywhere are squatting their way to more shapely backsides. But of course, your obsession with the female butt is nothing new. In fact, it's primal, says David Buss, Ph.